Saturday, March 8, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Armed with her PhD in spin, David Caruso's indicted Austrian stalker has perfected the art of half-truths, lies and falsehoods. In one of her recent posts on Zimbio, the stalker dissected a comment about David Caruso left on Zip TV and posted it as follows to further her defamation of David Caruso:
"I hate David Caruso. I just see his face in previews of CSI Miami and my stomach turns. Used to love him in NYPD Blue but after his Diva departure it was lights out for me..."
What we didn't see was the rest of the comment which had been conveniently censored by the stalker:
"Mind you I love the original CSI and CSI NY so I tried CSI Miami for 40 minutes but could not take him, too bad the show seems to have good plots. I also dislike Russel Crowe don't know why, I have avoided all of his films since I first saw him in Gladiator, just recently saw 3:10 to Yuma enjoyed the movie but if it had been another actor in his place it would have been awesome. Can't stand Will Ferrel, Rob Schneider and the likes "
Within moments of posting this on Zimbio, the stalker rushed over to Digg and posted it there as well. After I saw it on Digg, I left a comment pointing out that she had failed to post the entire quote:
The stalker responded as follows:
As the venerable "Bennu" recently noted on Topix, the stalker subscribes to every feed and search engine known to mankind. If there is ever a mention of David Caruso in Cyberspace, no matter how insignificant, the stalker is on the offending site within a nanosecond to post her agreement or an equally vituperative opposing view. A most accurate observation Bennu.
In the last year, the indicted Austrian has planted several rumors about David Caruso that eventually ended up in the great rumor graveyard in the sky. Remember "Eva LaRue and David Caruso are an item", remember "Caruso was drunk on a plane" and remember last Xmas' rumor that "Caruso was in Miami with his new girlfriend." None of these ever panned out and none of them ever will. The "plane" rumor was so ludicrous on its face that even the tenacious stalker gave up after only a few weeks. And when an eyewitness reported seeing Caruso Xmas shopping with Liza in South Beach, that rumor died as well.
Therefore, I am going to conduct a poll here in the next few weeks based on readers' responses to the following question: What should the stalker's next rumor be?
Post a comment or send me an e-mail with your suggestion for the stalker's next David Caruso rumor. Make them juicy too with things like Caruso Endorses Hillary,Obama or McCain. Better yet how about Caruso Dines with Ann Donahue, Caruso goes to Toys R Us, or Caurso Favors Shell Gas over Chevron, or Caruso Puts Trash out by Curb. I will select the 5 best and set up a poll so everyone can vote. The winning rumor will be posted on Zimbio and Digg.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Two photos of one very devoted father: One shows him at work supporting the beloved child he is kissing in the other photo. Unusual? Hell no! Only in the mind of Caruso's stalker are these photos evidence of a broken relationship. Huh?
These photos published by Vipix, the French version of the National Enquirer, have the stalker on an Internet rampage today. Yes readers, Heidemarie Schnitzer would have you believe that these photos are somehow proof beyond a reasonable doubt that David Caruso and Liza Marquez have separated. Where? Please show me how these photos evidence that three-month old allegation. What am I missing?
As far as I am concerned, until a reputable media source reports otherwise, David Caruso and Liza Marquez remain a couple. These are great photos of a loving father--nothing more, nothing less.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
"You are full of it. You make crap up all the time. I saw that interveiw too and she did not go into overdrive talking about him. She was very sincere. How do you sleep at night? I'm sure just fine, because people like you feel no guilt or remose."
"Yeah, I know. I saw the similaries some time ago, so when you and others also started to noticed...I knew it wasn't just me. BTW, David does talk about the time he spent with his family during the writers strike, and how enjoyable that was to have the extra family time. It didn't sound to me like there was a split."
And ALL comment wars must end with the stalker getting in the last post:
"He just said that "I had a great time." He didn't say with WHOM. Caruso dumped Liza - that was just a matter of time."