Wednesday, March 19, 2008
David Caruso - How a Stalker Spreads a Rumor
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
David Caruso - Rumor Contest
In the last year, the indicted Austrian has planted several rumors about David Caruso that eventually ended up in the great rumor graveyard in the sky. Remember "Eva LaRue and David Caruso are an item", remember "Caruso was drunk on a plane" and remember last Xmas' rumor that "Caruso was in Miami with his new girlfriend." None of these ever panned out and none of them ever will. The "plane" rumor was so ludicrous on its face that even the tenacious stalker gave up after only a few weeks. And when an eyewitness reported seeing Caruso Xmas shopping with Liza in South Beach, that rumor died as well.
Therefore, I am going to conduct a poll here in the next few weeks based on readers' responses to the following question: What should the stalker's next rumor be?
Post a comment or send me an e-mail with your suggestion for the stalker's next David Caruso rumor. Make them juicy too with things like Caruso Endorses Hillary,Obama or McCain. Better yet how about Caruso Dines with Ann Donahue, Caruso goes to Toys R Us, or Caurso Favors Shell Gas over Chevron, or Caruso Puts Trash out by Curb. I will select the 5 best and set up a poll so everyone can vote. The winning rumor will be posted on Zimbio and Digg.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
David Caruso - Stalker's Identity Crisis

This recent photo of the Stalker shows her going to desperate measures in search of new names to further her hate campaign against David Caruso. Tearing thru what has to be the mother lode of name tags, the stalker has now armed herself with fresh new identities to further her Internet subterfuge. Here is a sampling of recent names she has been using:
On Topix:
Whois
AnyOne
WhosirMesir
The Dallas Observer's Unfair Park Blog:
Emmy
Paul
Inquiring Minds
Vixen
Zimbio:
DiamondsandHearts
DavidCaruso
Vipix:
Aimee
Jo
Chariah
Miss Caine
Jennifer
Nocturne Viligantes
Anonymous
Vixen
Ace:
Sam
Gino
Arwen
Mole
Anwyn
thebronze
CaptKidney
Z Ryan
Jessy
Loonies are all around us!
Sarakanne is stirr crazy
Maria
Dave
She's in need of meds and schizoid
CBS' CSI Miami Board:
Kbaxhen
MissMiami2
Manpaper:
Sane
Pinar
Marshall
Anonymous
Digg:
StealthQueen
QueenBitch2die4
CrazyRabbit
Mermaid7
KillerQueen
Cole
This list is not all inclusive and is subject to hourly changes. Next thing you know, the stalker will be using the names of the presidential candidates: Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, John McCain and Mike Huckabee. If I missed any names, please post a comment and/or e-mail me.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Stalker's Comment War on The Dallas Observer's Blog

Yesterday television stars Adam Rodriguez and Sophia Bush appeared at a Barack Obama rally at the University of Texas at Dallas. The Dallas Observer reported on the rally as follows:
"C'mon, UTD, No David Caruso?
Yesterday we mentioned Sophia Bush's appearance at the University of Texas at Dallas, where she touted her choice for president, the apparently faint-worthy Barack Obama. (And if you're anything like me, you wait to find out how actors on the CW are gong to vote before you cast your own ballot.) Turns out, she was joined by another TV actor: Adam Rodriguez, who's on some show called CSI: Miami. Really, though, this is just an excuse to run a few more photos of Bush. Which you already figured out. More photos, courtesy UTD, after the jump. --Robert Wilonsky
Khamid Bakhadirov/UTD"
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2008/02/yesterday_we_mentioned_sophia.php
Comments were opened and the indicted Austrian stalker (Vixen) nearly tripped over herself posting the following hateful remark about David Caruso:
"Vixen says:
David Caruso won't show up on these events because HE can't take center stage. David Caruso endorses only David Caruso
Posted at: February 29, 2008 12:39 PM "
The next post was my own warning to the blog owner of an impending hi-jack by the stalker. Sure enough, Vixen responded almost immediately to my warning. This time though she responded as "Emmy" with her trademark spelling and grammatical errors as evidenced by the stalker's misspelling of Mr. Obama's first name:
"Emmy says:
Question to Sarakanne: What has this to do with Barak Obama?
Posted at: February 29, 2008 2:58 PM "
Unless my reading comprehension skills have failed me completely, I read the above article as an account of the appearances of television personalities at a political rally. I did not read it as an exclusive piece on Barack Obama.
Wisely so, comment moderation is enabled on The Dallas Observer's site and at the time of this blog article, only four comments had been posted. It will be interesting to follow this and see if a comment war breaks out between the stalker and Caruso's supporters. For those who may have forgotten, this exact scenario was repeated last week on Ace's blog.
Schnitzer's Death Threat
Actual Letter Sent to Caruso

