Sunday, March 23, 2008

David Caruso - Stalker Spends Easter Slandering Caruso


While the rest of the Christian world celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ, it's just another day at the "Internet office" for David Caruso's stalker, Gabriele Huber. Huber has taken advantage of the holiday, knowing that most people are not blogging and commenting, to flood forums and fan sites with her current fabrication. Repetition ad nauseam abounds in her latest strategy to promote a rumor designed to embarrass David Caruso. This rumor, lacking any veracity whatsoever, has now been posted on Zimbio and Digg multiple times a day for the last week. In addition, Huber is promoting the rumor on every blog that mentions the words "David Caruso."


As Christians, we should pity Huber today. What kind of life does this sick woman lead that would compel her to use the Easter Holiday as an opportunity to gain the upper hand for another one of her salacious rumors that weeks from now will be proven false?

3 comments:

Jester said...

I am sorry Sara. What remains of my empathy for this deranged creature exists only within the dregs of a stinking well. Only nausea remains. But I appreciate your thoughts.

Black Widow said...

Q. "What kind of life does this sick woman lead that would compel her to use the Easter Holiday as an opportunity to gain the upper hand for another one of her salacious rumors that weeks from now will be proven false? "

A. No life, none at all. Dead in the head, gutted of soul.

Emily said...

Hi, Sara. I wish this sort of gossip about David would go away. I know for a fact that he tries to ignore it, and encourages his friends to do the same, but it's still frustrating. I hope Vixen is caught soon, and all of this nonsense ends.

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