Saturday, June 14, 2008

David Caruso - Gabriele's Perp Couture

For the last several days, Gabriele Huber (David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker) has used the Internet to lambast Caruso's clothing choices while he vacationed in Italy calling them a "fashion accident." I am not certain what Gabriele's high expectations were; should Caruso have donned a tuxedo while walking the streets of an Italian village? Maybe that would have been more to Gabriele's liking.

While on the subject of a fashion accident, let's examine Gabriele's attire. The above photo of Caruso's stalker taken after she was extradited from Mexico to Austria last summer, wouldn't qualify her for any fashion awards either. As you can see, Gabriele's own lack of fashion inspiration leaves little room for her to criticize David Caruso. Her outfit suggests nothing less than a second hand store purchase hastily thrown together after Gabriele learned the FBI was closing in. A ten buck t-shirt paired with a white wool suit designed by the House of Gabriele--now that's a fashion statement!

Before your next perp walk Gabriele, consider giving Pat Field a call. We're not sure if she consults with fugitives, but it's worth a try. After all, you'll want to look good when you're finally captured.

Gabriele Huber remains at large wanted for threatening to murder David Caruso. She is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact your local FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.

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