Hey, Caruso: Got Headshots?
CSI:Miami star David Caruso was at the Adrienne Arsht Center last night, sharing a can of Pilon Extreme Espresso with someone who did not look like his (ex?) girlfriend and baby momma, Liza Marquez. Caruso was there to see Celia: The Life and Music of Celia Cruz, but before the peformance started, the CSI star walked out of the bathroom, whipped out a headshot, signed it, and gave it to a pretty girl before walking into the theater. Caruso left during intermission. We wonder what, exactly, he wrote on his mug shot and if the "pretty girl" left during intermission as well. This calls for an investigation. Update: Ok, to Caruso's crazy Austrian stalker, who took my words and twisted them, to say the least: it was a joke. He did not do anything but give an autograph to a fan.
Sounds like someone has too much time on their hands. Why is it anyone's business that he gave an autographed photo to someone, pretty or not. He gives them out to anyone who may want one. Also, lots of people leave during intermission. Why does that seem so strange? It seems to me that someone is trying to discredit him. True, he is not a saint, but let him be. How would you feel if someone was analizing everything you did in your life?
Posted by: anonymous June 20, 2008 at 12:09 PM
oh please. so what?
Posted by: lacy June 20, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Caruso's Austrian stalker, who remains on the lam after fleeing to avoid prosecution in April, has already taken your comment, twisted it and posted her version of it on multiple sites. She has added her outrageous speculation that Caruso ALLEGEDLY had sex with the woman you refer to. What David Caruso does in his personal life is really no one's business but his. And posting the type of comment you did was at best irresponsible.
Posted by: sarakanne June 20, 2008 at 01:50 PM
Shut up!!! OMG. That's horrible
Posted by: Lesley June 20, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Sarakanne remains at large, considered to have a dangerous mouth
Posted by: julie [pseudonym for Gabriele Huber] June 20, 2008 at 02:03 PM
I feel bad if the crazy stalker took my words out of context. Frankly I didn't realize CAruso had that big a following either! Interesting.
Posted by: Lesley June 20, 2008 at 02:04 PM
oh,did she already arrive on this site to bother people, figures it was only a matter of time. sarakanne's mouth is only dangerous because she speaks the truth.
Posted by: anonymous June 20, 2008 at 02:06 PM
who is this sarakanne??!!
Posted by: Lesley June 20, 2008 at 02:07 PM
Too late Lesley..... Why in front of the bathroom?
Sarakanne is considered armed and dangerous with too much of an imagination...
Posted by: Anonymous [pseudonym for Gabriele Huber] June 20, 2008 at 02:41 PM
Well, it comes a bit late and frankly is not very beliveable. Sorry Lesie, Caruso obviously knows no shame!
Posted by: Anonymous [pseudonym for Gabriele Huber] June 20, 2008 at 02:43 PM
I see you are referring to Lesley's comment about you vixen. Obviously, you have no shame when it comes to twisting around the words of others to make it suit you.
Posted by: anonymous June 20, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Thanks Lesley for posting the update.
Posted by: sarakanne June 20, 2008 at 03:15 PM
Well, the cat is out of the bag. Typical Sarakanne - much ado about nothing.
Posted by: Sara [posted by Huber using my screen name to confuse Lesley] June 20, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Read my post again - It says " we don't want to insinuate anthying". It is not my problem if your fantasy works overtime...shrug
Posted by: Vixen [pseudonym for Gabriele Huber] June 20, 2008 at 03:43 PM
Many thanks to Lesley for rising to the occasion with her most apropo blog update. We are sorry this had to happen to such a nice person. Note how Gabriele had the audacity to accuse Lesley for her own (Gabriele's) insinuations.
Huber's days in that hot, dusty spider hole must be growing old. When there is no news that disparages David Caruso, you can always count on Gabriele to steal someone else's and use it to fabricate a new David Caruso rumor.
** Gabriele Huber remains at large wanted for threatening to murder David Caruso. She is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact your local FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.