Tuesday, April 15, 2008

David Caruso - Gabriele's Grammar Faux Pas Redux

I suppose pointing out Gabriele's hilarious grammar mishaps could keep this blogger busy full time. Since they are so common place, most of them are best overlooked . However I couldn't pass up sharing this little jewel I found on Zimbio today. It never ceases to amaze me what a fool Gabriele ends up making of herself in her desperation to slander David Caruso:

"If the opportunity to slap David Caruso came up on Ebay, I would pay good money to win that auction...Where do we place the BIT?" posted by "DiamondsandHearts"[pseudonym for Gabriele Huber]

As most people know, the word "bit" has several definitions. Normally a "bit" is the part of a bridle that is placed in a horse's mouth. In Gabriele's case however, could we suggest that she try placing this "bit" in her own mouth and inserting her head firmly into the location pictured in the above photo.
Enjoy FurryMom1.


Sara said...

After Gabriele read this piece, she raced over to Zimbio and changed "bit" to "bid."

The article I published correctly quoted Huber's mistake before she read about it here.

Mr Ed said...

Hey! That butt with the BIT in it is my brothers!!!

Yes, we all saw it! BIT!!! lol!

What a compliment. Vixen is well known for reading other pro-Caruso sites to obtain ideas.

She needs to study our grammar more closely.

Anonymous said...

thank you sara.. i love it. i printed the artical avout her not showing up in court in case it was missed but knew you'd find it first..what a witch with a b.. i wonder if they have found her yet as she ran away with her lap top. does that mean no one else will have her????? H rules jeanne

Anonymous said...

doesnt she mean "BET?" dayum she getting stupider and stupider. good job SARA!!!!
~ CSIFreak191 ~

Anonymous said...

A prize posession horse: $10,000+
A bit: $50+
Seeing Gabriele use a bit to bite a horse's ass: priceless

"There's somethings money can buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard"

~Cutecollege1 a.k.a Dawn~

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