Saturday, March 29, 2008

David Caruso - Gabriele Huber's Weekend Charade

When will it ever end? Is David Caruso's stalker capable of moving on? Gabriele, please humor us with a new and different shtick. Your old charade has become so transparent.

Yesterday, VH-1's Bestweekever TV blog published an article, "10 Redheads Who are Probably Having More Sex Than You." At the number ten position was OUR favorite redhead, David Caruso:

"10. David Caruso. Pretty much the only thing going for David Caruso are his thick fire-engine red locks. And his raw sexuality. And the fact that he was in Jade. OK, so he has a lot of things going for him. Which is probably why he’s having more sex than you."

Positions one thru nine went to other well-known redheads like the Duchess of York, Danny Bonaduce, Carrot Top, Kathy Griffin, etc. The comments that followed were hilarious and oftentimes, biting, however none mentioned David Caruso. For a while, it appeared that this blog might be spared one of Gabriele's usual defamatory onslaughts. Either that or like a sniper, she was lying in wait for the perfect moment to slither in with her usual nasty remark. And slither in she did. Posting comment number 31 and establishing a new record for delayed response, Huber disguised herself as "Alaska:"

"alaska says:
March 28th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I saw David Caruso in LA, and you could drive a truck into the pocks on his face. Also, he has a giant, huge, terrifying package in his jeans. You can spot it from space. "

Dying for more material to add to her nearly gazillion posts already on Zimbio, Huber published "Alaska's" comment under the pretense that it originated from a total stranger! Not likely, Gabriele. Borrowing from your own words, your lies are easily spotted "FROM SPACE," much like your "onsetsnitch" hoax.

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