Friday, October 17, 2008

David Caruso - Heidemarie Schnitzer's 15 Minutes of Fame

Heidemarie Schnitzer's fifteen minutes of fame is now within her grasp. All David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker has to do is surrender. Her reward will be the attention she has so desperately sought for years. Schnitzer's perp walk and the accompanying media stampede all but guarantee that her image will be splashed all over every major newspaper and online media outlet.

It remains to be seen though how this will all play out in the end. As each day passes without Schnitzer surrendering, the more difficult it's going to be to negotiate any type of reduced charges or sentencing with prosecutors. Schnitzer doesn't seem to be too terribly concerned though. Diagnosed with severe personality disorder, Schnitzer has abandoned two children and remains on the lam in Mexico. She doesn't seem to realize that she will ultimately suffer some serious consequences including jail time for stalking, threatening to murder David Caruso and skipping out on two court hearings. A warrant for Schnitzer's immediate arrest remains in full force and effect.

One thing is an absolutely certain: Heidemarie Schnitzer is going to milk this for all it's worth. Her place in the entertainment annals as a celebrity stalker is all but assured. What a dubious legacy.

Heidi Schnitzer remains a fugitive hiding out in Mexico near Tijuana, Ensenada and Rosarito. Schnitzer is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact the U.S. Border Patrol at 1-800-232-5378 , the FBI at (310) 477-6565 or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.


Lindy said...

2 children?

I wonder how Heidi sees her life panning out? One day, David Caruso will no longer play Horatio Caine. So what would her intent be then.
?Just stay there and hope she can find newspaper clippings about his business dealings. THAT would be boring. ?Transfer her obsession to another celeb? Maybe. Who else does she most want in her bed? Who does she think will fall to their knees at the very sight of her? THAT will be her next quest, and at the obvious rejection... (because the fantasies are unrealistic Heidi, so bound to faii) It starts all over again! Some life. "My mummy passed away when I was too young to remember" sounds like a reasonable excuse your child might use now. "I hate the bitch" when she becomes adult enough to understand and resent your rejection of her. (Ring any bells?)

Corpuschristie said...

It will probably be about 1 minute for Heidi. The rest of the time will be taken up by her other 14 personalities. Each one more demented than the last. No doubt she will make the front page of 'Trash Weekly'. This is a new publication that is designed to be tossed in the bin before reading. A pointless concept, but then so is Heidi.

Sara said...

Although it's in German, the translation of the following article states that Schnitzer has two children:

Note in the comments section that Schnitzer is using the pseudonym "Anna" claiming, on the one hand, to know everything about the stalker while at the same time denying she's the stalker. Her usual MO.

Sara said...

"A pointless concept"--great idea CorpusChriste. Ever thought about blogging? Dojo and I would love the help!

Schnitzer's Death Threat

Schnitzer's Death Threat
Actual Letter Sent to Caruso