Saturday, September 27, 2008

David Caruso - Woman Stabbed Over Internet Access

Has Heidi Schnitzer, David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker, managed to illegally enter the U.S.? The following story from the San Diego-Union Tribune details an altercation over Internet access between a man and an unidentified woman that resulted in a stabbing. If the woman was Heidi, could the man involved possibly have interrupted Schnitzer while she was updating her many anti-David Caruso blogs with additional slander and libel? There have been over 50 comments on this story all well worth reading--they are priceless to say the least:

7:32 a.m. September 26, 2008

SAN DIEGO – A 49-year-old woman was stabbed three times early this morning in the Gaslamp Quarter in a fight that erupted over the use of the Internet, San Diego police said.

The woman and the 23-year-old man accused of attacking her live at the Dustin Arms Hotel on G Street near Fifth Avenue, where there is a computer that residents can share, police said.

The two began to argue around midnight and the man got a steak knife and stabbed the woman in the neck, chin and chest. He was arrested. She was taken to a hospital where her wounds were said to be not life-threatening, police said.

Heidi Schnitzer remains a fugitive hiding out in Mexico near Tijuana, Ensenada and Rosarito. Schnitzer is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact the U.S. Border Patrol at 1-800-232-5378 , the FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.


Corpuschristie said...

You know, when I first read the hotel name I read it as 'Dustbin Arms Hotel'! In which case, it would definitely have been Heidi, being the dumpster diver that she is.
If it had have been Heidi, You know that she would have just scratched his eyes out in a demented rage. He wouldn't have got anywhere near that steak knife.

Sara said...

Between "corpuschristie" and "lindy", I am constantly in stitches. This article, although quite sad, has brought out the comedians. Did you read the comments on that site?

Corpuschristie said...

I did read the comments. They are very funny. Like me the posters are all shameless and cynical. Life's more fun that way.
The thing is I could just see Heidi as some knife wielding maniac and facing off with the local rats at the Sewer club. On the floor is a torn scrap of paper from a glossy mag, with the name of David Caruso visible. There is rat sat on it, its beady eyes glowering in the darkness. Heidi is standing there, scowling, horns sprouting out of her head. With speed and agility, that belies her aged bones, she brings the knife down onto the rat, skewering it the floor. She then picks up the paper and shouts at the now very dead rat.
"It's mine you silly fangirl. Ha!"

Okay, I'm going to stop drinking coffee.

Sara said...

After Schnitzer says "it's mine you silly fangirl", she picks up the lifeless rat and sucks the blood out of it. Smacking her lips, she moves onto her next victim, the poor schmuck who is monopolizing the broadband width.

Schnitzer's Death Threat

Schnitzer's Death Threat
Actual Letter Sent to Caruso