Thursday, September 4, 2008

David Caruso - Vivica A. Fox Denies Caruso Rumor

Vivica A. Fox appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien this evening and put to bed the latest David Caruso rumor being planted by none other than Heidi Schnitzer, Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker. When O'Brien asked Fox about reports she was dating CSI Miami's David Caruso, Fox responded:

"That's the craziest thing ...I have never, never met him[referring to David Caruso] but supposedly we were seen canoodling in a couch and he was telling me that he likes rap lyrics.. and that I was totally turned on."
O"Brien then asked Fox, " Is David Caruso some one you might date or are you physically attracted to him, is it possible? Fox answered, "the only redhead I have ever liked is you [referring to Conan O'Brien]." NBC's Late Night With Conan O'Brien, September 3, 2008

Thank you Vivica! Looks like it's back to the drawing board for Caruso's rumormongering stalker. OUCH, that hurts.

The U.S. Border Patrol is on heightened alert and has photos of Heidi Schnitzer at all check points. For those traveling to the Southern California/Tijuana, Mexico area please be on the look out for Schnitzer. She is likely armed and considered extremely dangerous. Report all suspicious activity to the Border Patrol at 1-800-232-5378. Or contact the local police in Tijuana, the U.S. FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.


Lindy said...

So? Are we lying on the ground laughing our butts off?? Or do we **shrug** because we knew the crap would shrivel and die a lonely death? Me? The former! Now, a photo with egg on face??? lol!

Sara said...

Lindy, you're the artistic one. I know you could come up with something appropriate. Goodness, Heidi is having a very frustrating day: first her rumor is exposed for what it is, next she gets banned not once but twice from Digg and the story about her stalking escapade is making news once again in Austria. I will join you in ROTFLMAO.

Schnitzer's Death Threat

Schnitzer's Death Threat
Actual Letter Sent to Caruso