Friday, July 18, 2008

David Caruso - Heidi Rebuilds her Hitler Lair Daily



Like clockwork, Tijuana's Coahuila Hotel turns on Heidi's Internet access Monday thru Friday at 10:00 a.m. PDT. For the next six to seven hours David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker floods Zimbio, Digg, Vipix and sites that mention the words "David Caruso" with her Hitler hate posts to further her war against David Caruso.

It's hilarious to watch all of this unfold each day. If anyone has ever watched an ant colony attempt to rebuild its lair after it has been destroyed, then you have a good idea what Heidi does on a daily basis. First she heads to Zimbio to manipulate that site so all of her posts move to the top. Then it's off to Digg to post her rehashed stories with more rehashed stories with different titles. Unlike Zimibo, Heidi cannot go in and manipulate Digg though. She has to follow the rules over there. Hurriedly, Heidi next scurries over to Vipix and her Hitler blogs to post what she thinks is the last comment. Finally she responds to any numer of sites that have mentioned Caruso and show up in her RSS Feeds.

Since Heidi no longer wields dominance over the David Caruso fan sites and boards where she once ruled like a tyrannical dictator, she spends a great deal of the precious few hours she has on the Internet managing damage control. Heidi's sick compulsion to post the last word, even if the last word makes absolutely no sense or remotely addresses the topic at hand, is readily evident.

As soon as Heidi's Internet access is turned off by the Coahuila Hotel Madame, pro-Caruso bloggers are able to get down to business undisturbed. One by one, Heidi's articles fall out of the top position being pushed farther and farther out of the limelight. It must gall Heidi to know that each twilight as her street walking job begins, all of her Internet handiwork is being systematically destroyed.
Heidi Schnitzer aka Gabriele Huber remains at large wanted for threatening to murder David Caruso. She is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous and is hiding out in Tijuana, Mexico. Do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact your local police, the FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.


1 comment:

Oz Witch said...

Lol! Great summary! She must be frantic over the lack of continuous and dominant access she once had! She quickly has to revert to copying bloggers comments inserting their names as the target of the insult! No original thoughts left, just the last word --- for that moment only! I wonder if she could organise a lappy by the bed. Can one type with legs up??

Schnitzer's Death Threat

Schnitzer's Death Threat
Actual Letter Sent to Caruso