David Caruso - CSI Love My Fans!

Been to an airport lately? Anyone who has knows all too well how excruciatingly long security lines can be. As a frequent flier myself who has access to the express lane in most airports, the wait times can still be interminable.

TMZ.com recently caught up with David Caruso in an unnamed airport waiting at a security checkpoint. Moments away from walking through the metal detector, Caruso stepped out of the security line that he had probably been in too long to remember and spoke with fans. What a thoughtful guy! As he always does, he furnished autographed photos of himself and stopped to have photos taken with fans. The people in the airport were absolutely thrilled to see David Caruso. How unbelievably accommodating of him! I am not a celebrity and I wouldn't have given up my place in an airport security line for anything except an emergency.

But leave it to Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker, Gabriele Huber, to use Caruso's gesture of kindness to twist it into something it's not to further her hate campaign against the actor. As many others have observed, for someone who claims to hate David Caruso, Huber takes advantage of any and every opportunity to disparage and denigrate him. Huber will not miss out on this one either. For the next several days, expect the usual Internet onslaught of hateful comments and innuendos originating from none other than the very, very jealous Gabriele Huber.

Be careful out there David. Your stalker is still on the run and her capture doesn't seem to be imminent. Watch your back and those of your loved ones.

Gabriele Huber remains at large wanted for threatening to murder David Caruso. She is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact your local FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.

David Caruso - Gabriele Huber Seeks Stalker Trainees

With the summer hiring season in full swing, Gabriele Huber, David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker, is seeking trainees for her Stalker Intern Program. Faced with jail time for stalking and threatening to murder David Caruso, Huber is also actively conducting an in-house search for her own replacement to insure coverage of her vast Internet and blog hi-jacking operations when she is ultimately incarcerated.

Currently assisting on IMDb with stalker operations are two of Huber's deputy directors, "Lonewolfbenji" and "Sargent465". These CEO wannabes have been in-training for several months now and stand poised to take over Huber's functions at a moment's notice. Insiders speculate however that a battle may be brewing on IMDb over who will actually assume Huber's day-to-day functions as interim CEO. Both "Lonewolfbenji" and "Sargent465" are IMDb veterans with steadfast loyalty to Gabriele Huber and her on-going Caruso hate campaign. Once the deputy director positions become open, it is expected that Huber will seek to fill those vacancies from the pool of summer interns. The deputy director not chosen to succeed Huber will in all likelihood be "promoted" to coverage of Vipix's operations.

Huber has retained several search firms including the venerable Stalkers For Hire International, Inc. to conduct an all out quest for prospective candidates. What sets this firm apart from others is its deep well of applicants possessing absolutely no education. Stalkers For Hire International, Inc. has posted the following job description for anyone interested in applying for an internship:

Professional liars with little or no education are sought to conduct on-line arguments in the furtherance of Gabriele Huber's Hate David Caruso war. Lack of knowledge of the English language and the inability to construct a logical, coherent argument are essential for this position. Writing and grammar skills are desired but unnecessary. Experience in rumor fabrication with a heavy emphasis on marketing is a must. Previous fact-checking experience is not required. Candidates previously diagnosed as psychotics with severe personality disorder will receive consideration over those without such diagnosis.

All candidates must own a computer, preferably a laptop, with ISP access to multiple proxy servers. Expertise in subterfuge, location deception and the ability to create multiple aliases are essential for success at this level. Candidates must be proficient in telecommunications theft and unauthorized network access. Candidates for internships will be expected to be on-call 24/7 to scour all Internet sources for any mention of the words "David Caruso." A comprehensive benefits package including health insurance, vacation and generous stock options is NOT being offered. No background checks will be conducted. Salary: None.

Gabriele Huber remains at large wanted for threatening to murder David Caruso. She is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact your local FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.

David Caruso's Last Choice

For our new readers: Take a good look at this woman. This is Gabriele Huber, the Austrian woman David Caruso rejected. Do you blame him? Caruso likes his women with class, something Huber does not possess. And remember, this is the woman who threatened to kill Caruso, his daughter Greta and Liza Marquez. This is the woman who also posted pornographic comments about Caruso's then 2 year-old toddler son. This is the woman who posts comments on multiple websites using hundreds of aliases to promote her hate propaganda against David Caruso. This is the woman who has an outstanding warrant for her arrest after jumping bail on April 16, 2008 and fleeing to avoid being tried on stalking charges.

Rejecting Gabriele Huber -- it's a good thing Dave!

Gabriele Huber remains at large wanted for threatening to murder David Caruso. She is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact your local FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.

David Caruso - Gabriele Descends Into Psychosis

The marketing of Gabriele Huber's latest mantra, “Deception is an Art Form,” has begun in earnest. Gabriele continues vehemently denying that she is David Caruso’s fugitive Austrian stalker. Over on IMDb, that bastion of little if any comment moderation, Gabriele (posting as “Dixiebabe”) has stated twice within the SAME CSI Miami 2002 thread that she is neither “Gabriele” or “ Heidi”. Although she responds to any and all comments directed towards Gabriele or Heidi, in the same breath she then claims she is neither:

“Heidi, what the hell are you talking about? I admit to being bipolar - it isn't a crime, you know, not like death threats to innocent people.” by pidpat 14 hours ago (Sat May 24 2008 22:07:07)

“Who made death threats? You? And WTF is Heidi? Are hallucinations a side effect of your medication?” by Dixiebabe [pseudonym for Gabriele Huber] 14 hours ago (Sat May 24 2008 22:15:38)

"Dixiebabe" [pseudonym for Gabriele Huber]never misses an opportunity to respond to a comment directed to Gabriele. Get an education "Dixiebabe" so you can understand and comprehend the written word. My last comment was directed to Gabriele, not you. by sarakanne 11 hours ago (Sun May 25 2008 01:33:58)

All misspellings and grammatical errors are complimentary, courtesy of Gabriele Huber:

“Since you commented on MY comment which was directed to lonewolfbenji - and I don't see anyone named "Gabriele" posting here so it doesn't matter which name YOU fantasize about - I answered. Simple.I wonder if this is a sign of your growing mental illness??? Adressing people by fantasy names ??? You gett nuttier and nuttier with every comment- Nice try. However, you better get "an education" yourself…” by Dixiebabe [pseudonym for Gabriele Huber] 10 hours ago (Sun May 25 2008 01:51:32)

I own a 14 year old dog that only comes when I call his name. Call him something else and he simply ignores you and continues with his nap. Gabriele Huber, however, doesn’t even possess the common sense of a trained dog. She responds to ANY name, especially the ones she doesn’t want people to know about.

Gabriele Huber has also been dropping hints here and there concerning her current whereabouts. Huber has been making subliminal references to San Diego, television shows aired in the San Diego market and local weather conditions in an effort to deceive the FBI and Austrian police. All of this information by the way is readily available on multiple websites. Since Gabriele's recent hits to this blog have NOT been coming from San Diego or Mexico, this latest charade is just that. Gabriele's latest mantra "Deception is an Art Form" appears to be alive and well.

If anyone doubts that Gabriele Huber poses a real threat to David Caruso, Greta Caruso and Liza Marquez, take a look at the tripe she is spewing on both IMDb and Vipix. She continues to accuse this blogger of being the individual wanted for threatening to murder Caruso. Huber has dissolved into a deep psychosis and for those who think this is a harmless joke, you may wish to reconsider.

Gabriele Huber remains at large wanted for threatening to murder David Caruso. She is armed and considered to be extremely dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this woman. Contact your local FBI or Austria's Bundeskriminalamt at +43-(0)1-531 26-0.